Astro Enthusiasts Pillows

The Dark Side of the Moon.

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Marry me astronaut

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

'We're an equal opportunity employer and we do not discriminate against sex, race, religion, age, or astrological sign.'

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

"We're fascinated by the crop circles in your field..We wondered if you could tell us how they got there ?"

Astrology meets computer science. You think all computers are gemine? Yeah, they're born under a binary system.

Water divining Mars

God creating the galaxy.

Yeah, well, I only failed my logic exam because I'm a Pisces and my professor's a Leo.

"We're not compatible. I'm a Virgo and your an idiot..."

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"That's want I call a meteor shower!"

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

"They discovered an Earthlike planet, and it's close." "Earthlike?" "Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets?" "It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset." "But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to?" "I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile."

Where Meteorites Come From. Ahh-choo!

"Eye irritation is quite common when Saturn and Jupiter are in this position. It's called conjunctivitis."

"I'm your sun!"

Solar Range.

Al, you look nonplussed. I just heard that they discovered a new astrological sign, and my birthday now falls under the sign of the jackass.

Astronaut