Astronomy Aficionados Pillows

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

"Has the eclipse started, yet?"

The apple that fell pretty darned far from the tree.

'Don't you think it's strange that it's called mooning when the moon never actually shows its backside!'

"I'm your sun!"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

The star hunters

Marry me astronaut

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

Blue Origin

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

NASA Special

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

Save Mars

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'