Astronomy Aficionados Gifts

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

"Has the eclipse started, yet?"

How come Mercury gets the car pool lane? He's alone and we've got all these moons!

The apple that fell pretty darned far from the tree.

'Don't you think it's strange that it's called mooning when the moon never actually shows its backside!'

"I'm your sun!"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'Teenagers!'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

The star hunters

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Marry me astronaut

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

Blue Origin

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

NASA Special

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

Save Mars

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"