Astronomy Enthusiast Gifts

"We're fascinated by the crop circles in your field..We wondered if you could tell us how they got there ?"

'It's not just cheese, Buzz, it's the best cheese ever! You know we have to keep this our secret, right?'

Solar Range.

An astronaut attempting to knock out an alien

Astronaut

Marry me astronaut

Water divining Mars

Hubble Telescope

Colin the alien helps to free frapped lunar buggy.

Planet earth was again safe, Lenny a true hero and his brussel sprouts, for one, not wasted!!'

"That's want I call a meteor shower!"

'I've always wanted to equal your feat of jumping over the moon, so I've signed up to be an astronaut for the Mars program.'

'true, true...However on the downside, it costs me a fortune in contraceptives.'

"There's water up here, all right!"

"They discovered an Earthlike planet, and it's close." "Earthlike?" "Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets?" "It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset." "But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to?" "I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile."

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Have a sip of the fresh moon juice

"Ma? I met someone!"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

International Women's Day.

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'Teenagers!'

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Alien David statue

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings