Astrophysics Enthusiast Gifts

They just found two more dark moons around Uranus. Are you winding up to some sort of sophomoric joke? No, they really do think they found two new moons there. Kind of suspicious, if you ask me. As long as I can remember, Uranus had 27 moons, and the Solar System had 9 planets, including Pluto. Now those numbers change all the time. Next thing you know, they'll be telling us we have to Uranuses. Yeah ... pretty sure you're winding up to some sort of sophomoric joke.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Alien David statue

'But what is the universe for?'

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

The star hunters

Marry me astronaut

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

"Space exploration"

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Moon: Made in China

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Save Mars

Dog Howling the Moon way

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"