Astrophysics made simple.
Astrophysics Gifts
Looking for a gift inspired by astrophysics? Our collection features clever, cosmic-themed products designed for astronomy lovers and science buffs. Whether they’re passionate about the stars, black holes, or space exploration, these items add a humorous and thoughtful touch to their universe. From mugs that orbit their morning routine to shirts that boldly go where no one has gone before, our astrophysics gifts are a stellar way to celebrate their passion for the cosmos.
"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."
'I still contend that we live in a finite universe.'
"What's wrong with this telescope? I can't see a blasted thing."
Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).
Search for Alien Life Centre.
"There it is! There's the evidence Mars once had a lake!"
"It's photo of a black hole."
Cosmology marches on. . .
Black Hole Research Institute has no outbox.
'A black hole, it's what I've always wanted.'
'I resent being called a 'dwarf'... I prefer the term 'little planet'!'
'Howling at the Moon got me interested in Astronomy...'
"We matter!"
Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.
"What do you use to relieve the burning and itching of asteroids?"
"On a nice sunny day like today, you'd think some of the dark matter would be visible."
The Milky Way Galaxy: 'You are here.'
'Why aren't comets ever discovered by people named Smith or Jones?'
'If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?'
'You're two hours late AGAIN? How many times do I have to tell you? - It's 'spring forward, fall back'!'
I can't help being self-conscious during an eclipse. It feels like everybody's looking at me!
Shooting Star
'Sorry I'm late, but you know how the Universe keeps expanding.'
Spud, an as yet undiscovered moon of Neptune, bides its time."
"Don't worry... they're not swearing. They're astrophysicists."
"Water...Water..."
"Same old ice, same old aurora borealis, same old everything!"
Leap Year
Department of Astronomy - 'You are here'
Zero gravity and subzero gravity explained.
At the space-time institute.
'We just received a radio signal from Tau-Upsilon that was utter drivel. Do you suppose it was one of their TV shows?'
'I'd really like to do something about these spots.'
Missing: Since Time Began. . . The Missing Mass of the Universe - Have You Seen Me?
Astrophysics Gifts Collection
Astrophysics Mugs
Explore our full range of astrophysics gifts on mugs—perfect for anyone who loves stars, space, and a good laugh with their morning brew.
Astrophysics Pillows
Check out our astrophysics-inspired pillows—cosmic decor for the bedroom, lounge, or workspace of any space enthusiast.
Astrophysics Prints
Explore our selection of astrophysics prints, adding a universe of wonder to your decor or perfect as a cosmic gift for science lovers.
Astrophysics T-Shirts
Browse our astrophysics-themed t-shirts—ideal for science fans eager to wear their cosmic curiosity on their sleeve.