Astrophysics Aficionado Gifts

Cosmology marches on. . .

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Alien David statue

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'But what is the universe for?'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

The star hunters

Marry me astronaut

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Graduation Speech.

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

'The doctor says he's going to have to give you a few more tests...'

The Physiciatrist...

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

Moon: Made in China

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"