Astrophysics Admirer Gifts

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

The star hunters

Marry me astronaut

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

'...and that is my philosophy.'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

Save Mars

Cosmology marches on. . .

"We're fascinated by the crop circles in your field..We wondered if you could tell us how they got there ?"

Water divining Mars

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

God creating the galaxy.

Aurora

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

"That's want I call a meteor shower!"

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"It's called play, apparently it's fun."

"Another fly-over planet."

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

Astronaut

Solar Range.

August Comte

"They discovered an Earthlike planet, and it's close." "Earthlike?" "Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets?" "It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset." "But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to?" "I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile."