Cosmology Admirer Gifts

'Man, am I hungover. Hope I haven't done anything stup... Hey, where did THAT come from?'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

The star hunters

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"We evolved from asteroids"

The Big Tipper

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

'...and that is my philosophy.'

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

"It could never work between us."

Save Mars

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Astronaut

Moon and Star

'What's PPI and how did you get this number?'

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

God Creating the Universe...

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

Aurora

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

Stephen Hawking

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

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