Astronomy Admirer Gifts

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

'Nine moons!? How on earth does she keep her figure?'

'Uranus!'

Computer in the sky with moon on screen.

Parallel Universe Parking

Bouncing World

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Abduction is such an ugly word... I prefer 'special invitation'."

"If you're looking for that new planet you discovered, she moved out yesterday!"

Relax, we're friendly. Earth is on our 20-planet tour.

Spaceman paying the meter for parking his spaceship.

Save Mars

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

Archimedes - Galileo - Copernicus: 'Damn apple.'

The star hunters

Aurora

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

Marry me astronaut

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'...and that is my philosophy.'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"We're fascinated by the crop circles in your field..We wondered if you could tell us how they got there ?"