Astronomy Admirer Mugs

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

'Nine moons!? How on earth does she keep her figure?'

'Uranus!'

Computer in the sky with moon on screen.

Parallel Universe Parking

Bouncing World

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Abduction is such an ugly word... I prefer 'special invitation'."

"If you're looking for that new planet you discovered, she moved out yesterday!"

Relax, we're friendly. Earth is on our 20-planet tour.

Spaceman paying the meter for parking his spaceship.

Save Mars

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

Archimedes - Galileo - Copernicus: 'Damn apple.'

These planets of mine are so competitive! They each claim to be the best. Jupiter boasts about being more massive than all others combined. With his flashy "ice" jewelry, Saturn thinks he has the most style. And Mercury says he's the most politically powerful because he's "in the inner circle." Pluto seems aloof --- Is he still sulking about being demoted from a planet? No, he was like that before --- He's always been pretty distant.

Give them another eclipse. The last one actually made them quite for a few minutes!

No caption (Aliens ride in a spaceship. Their luggage is stowed in a clear capsule underneath the craft).

The star hunters

Aurora

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

Marry me astronaut

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'...and that is my philosophy.'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"