Asteroid Admirer Mugs

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

The star hunters

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Employee of the Month Parking

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Football

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Life and Death

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

Save Mars

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Penguin job interview

Now hiring.

Flying in Formation.

The Cashless Society is Here

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

A Simplified Map Airport Map

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

Left Behind

Fish Boarding

Aurora

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

'He has really taken to the training.'

"My, it feels good to sit down."

Air Dentistry

"It's called play, apparently it's fun."