Astronomy Lover Gifts

'I think you're right, Bender. We revolve around the bulb.'

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

Where Meteorites Come From. Ahh-choo!

A guide to constellations.

Folk wisdom of the galaxies

"Another fly-over planet."

'I propose a new destination. There's a planet on the far side of Alpha Centauri that I like.'

God creating the galaxy.

"Your wife says you will be over the Moon if it's a boy - have you considered Venus if it's a girl?"

"I thought it was a cluster of falling stars, then I realized it was General Petraeus."

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

Latest picture of a black hole. . . this time a close up.

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Alien David statue

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Head over Hooves

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Flying sauces.

"Well, that one got away."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.