Astronomy Lovers Gifts

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

The star hunters

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

Marry me astronaut

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

Blue Origin

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

NASA Special

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

Save Mars

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

"We're fascinated by the crop circles in your field..We wondered if you could tell us how they got there ?"

Intergalactic travel! Chapter 17: Taking the kids along! (ARE WE THERE YET?)