Astronomy Lovers Prints

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'Teenagers!'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

The star hunters

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Marry me astronaut

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

Blue Origin

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

NASA Special

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

Save Mars

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

"We're fascinated by the crop circles in your field..We wondered if you could tell us how they got there ?"