Astronomy Admirers Prints

Wolf's howling cracks the moon.

"Is this the best thing ever or what?! Seriously, you guys are going to be posting about this for weeks. And I'm so not exaggerating..." The hyperbolic eclipse of the sun

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'Teenagers!'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

The star hunters

Marry me astronaut

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

Blue Origin

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

NASA Special

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

Save Mars

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

"We're fascinated by the crop circles in your field..We wondered if you could tell us how they got there ?"

Intergalactic travel! Chapter 17: Taking the kids along! (ARE WE THERE YET?)

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

God creating the galaxy.

Science Journal. Editor. Ernie, we need a headline that will interest the general public in our artificial supernovas. "Big stars involved in nasty breakups"!

"That's want I call a meteor shower!"

Uranus always gets a bad rap. Tap tap tap tap tap. What do you mean, dorkboy? I mean, no matter how mature people think they are, they always, always want to chuckle when they say "Uranus." Come on, Sadie. You know you want to smirk, even if it's in secret. What if I told you Uranus is slightly bigger than Neptune? Not chuckling! Uranus is always the butt of the joke.

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

'The little twerps have me all discombobulated -- I was supposed to start an ice age 100 years ago!'

Aurora