Astro Admirers Prints

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

The star hunters

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Save Mars

Moon

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

Aurora

Uranus always gets a bad rap. Tap tap tap tap tap. What do you mean, dorkboy? I mean, no matter how mature people think they are, they always, always want to chuckle when they say "Uranus." Come on, Sadie. You know you want to smirk, even if it's in secret. What if I told you Uranus is slightly bigger than Neptune? Not chuckling! Uranus is always the butt of the joke.

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

'It may be just a dog turd too you - but to Professor Brian Cox and me it's a little piece of stardust.' (Based on the fact that Professor Cox is fond of stating that most of the atoms that make up living things was created inside stars)

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

"It's called play, apparently it's fun."

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Since the military isn't known for doing things for the sake of science, why would they want to figure out how they can people to another solar system.'

"I'm your sun!"

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

Angel with speed camera.

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

With uncertainty over what happens after Brexit we can't trust to our traditional forecast models..."

'Uranus!'

'My client was hit by space junk...we need to know who in the world is responsible so we can sue!'

A star called Gliese 710 is about to pass through our solar system and head straight for earth! Well … by "about to," I mean in about 1.35 million years. And by "through our solar system," I mean through our oort cloud. And by "head straight for earth" I mean it'll pass us by about 13,000 times the distance between the sun and the earth. Is a crowd gathering around me? No. I told you, click-bait headlines only work on the internet.

The Dark Side of the Moon.

The universe doesn't really care if we're "having fun." And neither does Bob.

". . . and in the corner to my right, weighing 217 pounds, fighting as a Capricorn with Capricorn rising and Mars conjunct Uranus in the fifth, out of Beaufort, South Carolinaaa. . ."

'Which one's Ringo?'

'All the stars are coming out tonight.'