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The Dark Side of the Moon.

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Marry me astronaut

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

'We're an equal opportunity employer and we do not discriminate against sex, race, religion, age, or astrological sign.'

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

"We're fascinated by the crop circles in your field..We wondered if you could tell us how they got there ?"

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

Water divining Mars

"That's want I call a meteor shower!"

"We're not compatible. I'm a Virgo and your an idiot..."

God creating the galaxy.

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Since the military isn't known for doing things for the sake of science, why would they want to figure out how they can people to another solar system.'

Astronaut

"Another fly-over planet."

"They discovered an Earthlike planet, and it's close." "Earthlike?" "Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets?" "It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset." "But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to?" "I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile."

"I'm your sun!"

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."