Astro Fan Prints

Long-running shows

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Moon

"They can put dogs in space, but they can't make decent tasting dog food."

"The world revolves around my cat."

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

Astrology meets computer science. You think all computers are gemine? Yeah, they're born under a binary system.

'It may be just a dog turd too you - but to Professor Brian Cox and me it's a little piece of stardust.' (Based on the fact that Professor Cox is fond of stating that most of the atoms that make up living things was created inside stars)

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

"Why am I the BUTT of every joke?"

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Since the military isn't known for doing things for the sake of science, why would they want to figure out how they can people to another solar system.'

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

Documentation Please

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

'My client was hit by space junk...we need to know who in the world is responsible so we can sue!'

". . . and in the corner to my right, weighing 217 pounds, fighting as a Capricorn with Capricorn rising and Mars conjunct Uranus in the fifth, out of Beaufort, South Carolinaaa. . ."

'I'm a Pisces.'

The Dark Side of the Moon.

The universe doesn't really care if we're "having fun." And neither does Bob.

'It's Howard Schultz calling. Does newly discovered planet Kepler 186F have an atmosphere suitable for a starbucks.'

A star called Gliese 710 is about to pass through our solar system and head straight for earth! Well … by "about to," I mean in about 1.35 million years. And by "through our solar system," I mean through our oort cloud. And by "head straight for earth" I mean it'll pass us by about 13,000 times the distance between the sun and the earth. Is a crowd gathering around me? No. I told you, click-bait headlines only work on the internet.

'Which one's Ringo?'

'Your horoscope says you're going to have a nasty accident today.'

'Your experimental protocol fails to take into consideration, the astrological signs of the fruit flies.'

"Today there is a 'pink moon'."

'And our star signs are perfectly compatible!'

'All the stars are coming out tonight.'

"According to my readings the moon really is made of cheese. Judging by its consistency, I think we've landed in Brie!!"

'True, the Ezra Yomp Scholarship is very generous, but you have to be a capricorn to apply.'