Astro Fan Prints

Long-running shows

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

Moon

"They can put dogs in space, but they can't make decent tasting dog food."

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'It may be just a dog turd too you - but to Professor Brian Cox and me it's a little piece of stardust.' (Based on the fact that Professor Cox is fond of stating that most of the atoms that make up living things was created inside stars)

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

Documentation Please

"Why am I the BUTT of every joke?"

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Since the military isn't known for doing things for the sake of science, why would they want to figure out how they can people to another solar system.'

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

'It's Howard Schultz calling. Does newly discovered planet Kepler 186F have an atmosphere suitable for a starbucks.'

'I'm a Pisces.'

The universe doesn't really care if we're "having fun." And neither does Bob.

The Dark Side of the Moon.

". . . and in the corner to my right, weighing 217 pounds, fighting as a Capricorn with Capricorn rising and Mars conjunct Uranus in the fifth, out of Beaufort, South Carolinaaa. . ."

'My client was hit by space junk...we need to know who in the world is responsible so we can sue!'

'Your horoscope says you're going to have a nasty accident today.'

'Your experimental protocol fails to take into consideration, the astrological signs of the fruit flies.'

'True, the Ezra Yomp Scholarship is very generous, but you have to be a capricorn to apply.'

'And our star signs are perfectly compatible!'

"According to my readings the moon really is made of cheese. Judging by its consistency, I think we've landed in Brie!!"

"Romance beckons, don't hold back, adventure awaits, Pisces in picture..."