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A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

The star hunters

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Moon

Save Mars

Aurora

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

'It may be just a dog turd too you - but to Professor Brian Cox and me it's a little piece of stardust.' (Based on the fact that Professor Cox is fond of stating that most of the atoms that make up living things was created inside stars)

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

"It's called play, apparently it's fun."

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Since the military isn't known for doing things for the sake of science, why would they want to figure out how they can people to another solar system.'

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

Angel with speed camera.

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

"I'm your sun!"

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

With uncertainty over what happens after Brexit we can't trust to our traditional forecast models..."

'Uranus!'

The Dark Side of the Moon.

The universe doesn't really care if we're "having fun." And neither does Bob.

'My client was hit by space junk...we need to know who in the world is responsible so we can sue!'

". . . and in the corner to my right, weighing 217 pounds, fighting as a Capricorn with Capricorn rising and Mars conjunct Uranus in the fifth, out of Beaufort, South Carolinaaa. . ."

Angels aren't lackeys - do thine own work.