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'Happy 2015.'

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

2021 the year of ox ox ox ox

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

The star hunters

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Moon

Save Mars

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

Penguin job interview

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

Uranus always gets a bad rap. Tap tap tap tap tap. What do you mean, dorkboy? I mean, no matter how mature people think they are, they always, always want to chuckle when they say "Uranus." Come on, Sadie. You know you want to smirk, even if it's in secret. What if I told you Uranus is slightly bigger than Neptune? Not chuckling! Uranus is always the butt of the joke.

Aurora

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'It may be just a dog turd too you - but to Professor Brian Cox and me it's a little piece of stardust.' (Based on the fact that Professor Cox is fond of stating that most of the atoms that make up living things was created inside stars)

"It's called play, apparently it's fun."

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Since the military isn't known for doing things for the sake of science, why would they want to figure out how they can people to another solar system.'

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

With uncertainty over what happens after Brexit we can't trust to our traditional forecast models..."

'Uranus!'

While no one was looking, Wanda placed a decal with her name on it on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

'We need one more player. Who wants to split their nucleus and divide in two?'