Astro Admirer Pillows

'Happy 2015.'

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

2021 the year of ox ox ox ox

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

The star hunters

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

Save Mars

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Moon

Penguin job interview

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

Aurora

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'It may be just a dog turd too you - but to Professor Brian Cox and me it's a little piece of stardust.' (Based on the fact that Professor Cox is fond of stating that most of the atoms that make up living things was created inside stars)

"It's called play, apparently it's fun."

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Since the military isn't known for doing things for the sake of science, why would they want to figure out how they can people to another solar system.'

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

'Uranus!'

With uncertainty over what happens after Brexit we can't trust to our traditional forecast models..."

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

'We need one more player. Who wants to split their nucleus and divide in two?'

The universe doesn't really care if we're "having fun." And neither does Bob.

'My client was hit by space junk...we need to know who in the world is responsible so we can sue!'