Atom Admirer Pillows

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

A man pondering the theory of evolution

'You're awfully small for a proton - Are you sure you're not an ELECTRON?'

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

"I've done it – I've found the most basic particle!"

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

'Oh yeah! Well I must've found a particle THIS small.'

'We need one more player. Who wants to split their nucleus and divide in two?'

A Runaway Nuclear Core.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Claus 2.0

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Painting clouds

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

The star hunters

Robocop and Juliet.

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Employee of the Month Parking

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

Robot walking pet robot

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Save Mars

Life and Death

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

Football

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."