Atom Admirer Gifts

Albert Einstein.

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

A man pondering the theory of evolution

'You're awfully small for a proton - Are you sure you're not an ELECTRON?'

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

"I've done it – I've found the most basic particle!"

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

'Oh yeah! Well I must've found a particle THIS small.'

'We need one more player. Who wants to split their nucleus and divide in two?'

A Runaway Nuclear Core.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Claus 2.0

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Painting clouds

The star hunters

Robocop and Juliet.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Robot Jogger

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Employee of the Month Parking

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Robot walking pet robot

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Life and Death

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Football