Earth Admirer Gifts

Actually, I think you looked better with Atlantis.

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

Grace For Flies

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Swan Fairy Tales

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Painting clouds

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

A mother and baby elephant

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

The one that got away

Where Indian ink came from.

Polar bear bowling alley

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"Bless You."

No littering...

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Wordplay: Gastropod.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.