Earth Admirer T-Shirts

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

Grace For Flies

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Swan Fairy Tales

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Painting clouds

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

A mother and baby elephant

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

The one that got away

Where Indian ink came from.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"Marco ..."

No littering...

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!: