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Happy Earthday

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

A man looking through a telescope at a dog in space.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Artifishial Intelligence

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Slinky Cow World

Rocket and Witch Race

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"It makes me want to pee."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

Life and Death

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Football

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'