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Annoyed planet.

'Of course the reception is perfect. I'm standing next to the satellite.'

"This is the satellite we're sending up to remove all the space junk orbiting the earth. I just wish everyone would stop throwing their trash in it."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Employee of the Month Parking

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

Subwoofer

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

Cleaning up space junk.

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

'Yes, there are a lot of stars, Son. Not as many as there are California Chardonnays, but a lot, just the same.'

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

'If we can put a man on the moon, why can't it be him?'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

'Do you ever get the feeling that baseball is a national obsession?'