Satellite Admirer Gifts

Annoyed planet.

'Of course the reception is perfect. I'm standing next to the satellite.'

"This is the satellite we're sending up to remove all the space junk orbiting the earth. I just wish everyone would stop throwing their trash in it."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Employee of the Month Parking

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

Subwoofer

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

The Cashless Society is Here

We're With Stupid

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

Cleaning up space junk.

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

'Do you ever get the feeling that baseball is a national obsession?'

'Yes, there are a lot of stars, Son. Not as many as there are California Chardonnays, but a lot, just the same.'

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

'If we can put a man on the moon, why can't it be him?'