Spaceship Admirer Gifts

"Take us to your leader in industrial design."

Earth Sucks!

The reason why the cows left their home planet.

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Rocket and Witch Race

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Subwoofer

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Penguin job interview

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"It's called play, apparently it's fun."

Mars Rover

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

"Hello Mission Control, we'll have to delay the launch...road works on the M25."

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

A paper aeroplane flies off a ship

"This is the satellite we're sending up to remove all the space junk orbiting the earth. I just wish everyone would stop throwing their trash in it."

Shadow

UFO Club aren't aware of an alien member.

Annoyed planet.

Here's another shipload of old yellow cake uranium from Iraq. Let's get lost, quick!

Zapped Spaceship.

Alien in flying saucer with a sign: 'My Other Ship is an X-Wing.'

350-million-miles from earth but now right in our living rooms.

Space shuttle Mission Accomplished

penguin fishing

"Reason For Visit: 'world domination' - can you enlarge on that please?"

"I hardly recognized you without makeup."

It's an ill wind.

'Of course the reception is perfect. I'm standing next to the satellite.'