Ship Admirer Gifts

The deck of a Clyde steamer

A paper aeroplane flies off a ship

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

Artifishial Intelligence

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Easter Island Shades...

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"It makes me want to pee."

Subwoofer

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

A meeting on the pier

"Come on, be a sport! The cliffs are lined with kids and bus-loads of retirees: let's give them a breaching display to remember!"

The Lemmings of Montauk

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

'I love us when we're tan.'

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."