Model Ship Admirer Gifts

A shipwrecked man holds on to a floating ship in a bottle

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Subwoofer

A meeting on the pier

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

A paper aeroplane flies off a ship

Mars Rover

'You're right Sir... it is the Flying Dutchman.'

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos.

Lucky car.

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Zapped Spaceship.

Here's another shipload of old yellow cake uranium from Iraq. Let's get lost, quick!

Alien in flying saucer with a sign: 'My Other Ship is an X-Wing.'

350-million-miles from earth but now right in our living rooms.

No, you're still saying arrr, not ahhh.

Space shuttle Mission Accomplished

"I hardly recognized you without makeup."

It's an ill wind.

The reason why the cows left their home planet.

"Take us to your leader in industrial design."

Moskva

'Hybrid Genetix: Sand Snullet.'

US Space Shuttle

'No, sorry, this isn't an oil tanker.'

"It's jazz, coming up the fiver from New Orleans."

Earth Sucks!

Chasing Propeller

Whale watering