Ocean Liner Admirer Gifts

Irony on the Titanic.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Artifishial Intelligence

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Easter Island Shades...

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

The melting polar ice caps

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"It makes me want to pee."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Subwoofer

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"Are you cold dear?"

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

A meeting on the pier

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

The Lemmings of Montauk

"Come on, be a sport! The cliffs are lined with kids and bus-loads of retirees: let's give them a breaching display to remember!"