Ocean Liner Admirer Pillows

Irony on the Titanic.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Artifishial Intelligence

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

The melting polar ice caps

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"It makes me want to pee."

Subwoofer

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"Are you cold dear?"

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

A meeting on the pier

The Lemmings of Montauk

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."