Aircraft Admirer Gifts

Chasing Propeller

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Employee of the Month Parking

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

Subwoofer

Life and Death

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

Football

Mass Travel

The Cashless Society is Here

Now hiring.

Flying in Formation.

The Red Baron meets his match.

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

A Simplified Map Airport Map

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

'He has really taken to the training.'

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

Air Dentistry

December 17, 1903, The Wright Brothers invent the first hub airport at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina

Fish Boarding

Left Behind

"My, it feels good to sit down."

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral

Penguins hanging about in their underwear rush to put their 'suits' on when an aeroplane goes past.

"Get a life!"

A paper aeroplane flies off a ship

"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."

Cowboy Suitcase.