Aeroplane Admirer Gifts

Plane Rescue

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Robocop and Juliet.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Employee of the Month Parking

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Robot walking pet robot

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Football

Life and Death

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Flying in Formation.

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

The Thinker

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

A Simplified Map Airport Map

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

"There's the mailman!"