Retro Aircraft Admirer Gifts

'We're downsizing.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Employee of the Month Parking

"He's deliciously vintage."

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

Football

Mass Travel

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Life and Death

The Red Baron meets his match.

Flying in Formation.

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

A Simplified Map Airport Map

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

Air Dentistry

"My, it feels good to sit down."

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

Fish Boarding

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

'He has really taken to the training.'

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

"I'm going to have a word with the pilot."

Cowboy Suitcase.

Penguins hanging about in their underwear rush to put their 'suits' on when an aeroplane goes past.

Behold The Horror Of... The Ringing Landline

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

Honk if you Love Jesus