Airplane Admirer Gifts

A sky writer writes, 'Thank you.'

'Whenever I feel the urge to travel, I go out to the airport for a couple hours, and that cures it.'

Employee of the Month Parking

An airplane drops a Valentine for a woman.

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Robocop and Juliet.

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Robot Jogger

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Robot walking pet robot

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Football

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

Life and Death

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Now hiring.

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

The Cashless Society is Here

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

Flying in Formation.

The Thinker

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

A Simplified Map Airport Map