Airline Admirer Gifts

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Sales chart is buildings in background.

If nobody had invented graphics

Robocop and Juliet.

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Employee of the Month Parking

Robot Jogger

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

Robot walking pet robot

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Life and Death

Football

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

The Cashless Society is Here

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

Now hiring.

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

Flying in Formation.

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

The Thinker

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

'This kind of thing will never take off.'