Aviary Admirer Gifts

"Get a life!"

'Things just don't seem the same since we got rid of the parakeets.'

'But dear, that's one of the characteristics of parrots...always demanding attention.'

Lady plays The Lark Ascending.

"Ok, so we were both carrier pigeons during the war, but which side were you working for?"

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

Geese

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

So you're a mocking bird...

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Bird Torture.

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'I think he's lonely.'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Employee of the Month Parking

The melting polar ice caps

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Love knows no boundaries.

"Never Again." (bird sitting on a giant egg).

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

Life and Death