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"Get a life!"

'Things just don't seem the same since we got rid of the parakeets.'

'But dear, that's one of the characteristics of parrots...always demanding attention.'

Lady plays The Lark Ascending.

"Ok, so we were both carrier pigeons during the war, but which side were you working for?"

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

Geese

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

So you're a mocking bird...

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

Bird Torture.

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'I think he's lonely.'

Employee of the Month Parking

The melting polar ice caps

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

Love knows no boundaries.

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'