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Vacant possession.

'Here's your room... Just put your sample in here and buzz me when you're ready.'

Intelligent people laugh too!

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

A little bird told me...

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"Best project manager we ever had."

'See you in two weeks!'

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Polly, want a cracker, but Polly need a glass of wine.

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

"Service."

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

'You've got dry scalp.'

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

Newton discovers anti-gravity,

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

Way too much anthropomorphising

Johnson was ready to lick some ass

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."