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'She's a vegetarian.'

'So much for tomorrow's guacamole - this is the last of the extra virgin olive oil!'

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Intelligent people laugh too!

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Advocado

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"Oh...Hi Bob, listen buddy, I'm in a meeting right now, I'll Caw you back."

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Caliologist

'She gets so excited for the dumbest reasons.'

Avocado Timeline

'You reek of crackers.'

"I specifically asked for two olives! Not one." "Bad waiter!"

Newton discovers anti-gravity,

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."