Avocado Aficionado T-Shirts

New green building materials: Pseudo-plywood made from ground up avocado seeds mixed with tofu.

"Emma's been planting all the stones from our avocados."

Advocado

"Elaine! The avocados are ripe—what do we do? What do we do?"

"Now more than ever I need the right kind of avocado toast."

"Honey wake up, the avocados are ripe!"

"Back in my day, we put avocado on our toast, not googleberries and wagyu flakes."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"You've got to lose some weight!"

Have you ever wondered where smashed avocado comes from...?

"Oh, man! I need to start working out!"

When avocados go soft

"And I recommend to not get sauced."

"Wow, you've absolutely smashed it."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Two vegans, please."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Avocado Timeline

"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

"I specifically asked for two olives! Not one." "Bad waiter!"

Mediterranean Martini