Avocado Toast Aficionado T-Shirts

"Avocado...t-toast..."

Birds sheltering in an umbrella.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"That's it. We’re toast."

Advocado

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Toast: the high energy food

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Prosecco

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

'How would you like your toast?'

Avocado Timeline

"A votre sante!"

"Why have you doubled the price of oatmeal?"

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

"Are you as excited as I am?"

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

Munch Master.

Toast kidnapper.

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

"Elaine! The avocados are ripe—what do we do? What do we do?"

Toast Pops Out of Piggy Bank.

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

When avocados go soft

"What would you serve with toast?"