Avocado Toast Aficionado T-Shirts

"Avocado...t-toast..."

Birds sheltering in an umbrella.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"That's it. We’re toast."

Advocado

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Toast: the high energy food

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Prosecco

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

'How would you like your toast?'

Avocado Timeline

"Why have you doubled the price of oatmeal?"

"A votre sante!"

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

"Are you as excited as I am?"

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

Munch Master.

Toast kidnapper.

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

When avocados go soft

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

"Elaine! The avocados are ripe—what do we do? What do we do?"

"What would you serve with toast?"

A little fizz?

'At least the worst part's over. Nice warm oatmeal for breakfast never lasts past the first day of school.'