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"Hold on-I think you got my toast."

Toast kidnapper.

'At least it pops up NOW.'

A little fizz?

'Our cults are very similar, but we're also allowed to talk about squirrels and eat toast.'

'Did you forget to feed the canary again, Janet?'

'It's a guy thing. I saw it had turbo assist and I bought it!'

The final all-toast supper at apartment 5-B

"The Toast Whisperer"

"What would you serve with toast?"

Volcano/toast

For the love of toast...

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

Thermal slipper cooking toast.

Do you like your Christmas present? (Toaster Crane).

Toast baseball.

"Light dark or crispy?"

Faulty Toaster

Cattle Grid Toast

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

'Some people like their toast well done.'

'You're toast!'

Polar bears waiting for fish and toast.

Toast Tanning

"Well, it looks like it's just me left to get toasted. Have a great day!"

Help!

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

"Mrs. Leffler threw burned toast out the window and hit Mr. Stripes on the head. I think Mrs. Leffler owes Mr. Stripes an apology. What do you thing about that, Elinor honey?"

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"That's it. We’re toast."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'