Toaster Aficionado T-Shirts

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"The Toast Whisperer"

Toast with tanlines

White, rye, whole wheat or an English muffin.

Toast pops up and sticks to fly strip.

Undertaker with 'light', 'done', and 'RIP' settings on his toaster.

Girls learn to feed themselves earlier than boys do.

Have you seen this toaster?

'And where do we go after we die if we're good?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"That's it. We’re toast."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Toast: the high energy food

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Prosecco

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'How would you like your toast?'

"A votre sante!"

"Are you as excited as I am?"

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

Munch Master.

Toast kidnapper.

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

"What would you serve with toast?"

A little fizz?

The final all-toast supper at apartment 5-B