Toast Fanatic T-Shirts

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

Folly Family - Strip 1

"Just who is our new interactive toaster interacting with?"

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"That's it. We’re toast."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Toast: the high energy food

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Prosecco

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'How would you like your toast?'

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"A votre sante!"

"Are you as excited as I am?"

"That's just great! Enough with the public displays of affection!"

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

Undertaker with 'light', 'done', and 'RIP' settings on his toaster.

She found baking helped enormously.

All work and no play makes jack a dough boy.

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

Munch Master.

Toast kidnapper.

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

"What would you serve with toast?"

"Where's the Danish?"

"Brian's in the kitchen doing some blind baking."