Toast Lovers T-Shirts

"The plan was to work out today, but now the toaster is taking so long that I think it'll have to wait until tomorrow."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Why bread shrieks

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"That's it. We’re toast."

Toast: the high energy food

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Prosecco

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'How would you like your toast?'

"A votre sante!"

"Are you as excited as I am?"

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

'What about the rolls you promised me?'

Undertaker with 'light', 'done', and 'RIP' settings on his toaster.

French bread

Munch Master.

Toast kidnapper.

"What would you serve with toast?"

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

A little fizz?

The final all-toast supper at apartment 5-B

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

Have you seen this toaster?