Toast Lovers Gifts

"The plan was to work out today, but now the toaster is taking so long that I think it'll have to wait until tomorrow."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Why bread shrieks

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"That's it. We’re toast."

The Family Joules: Part 16

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Toast: the high energy food

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Prosecco

Pope tarts.

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

'How would you like your toast?'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

"A votre sante!"

"Are you as excited as I am?"

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

Undertaker with 'light', 'done', and 'RIP' settings on his toaster.

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

'What about the rolls you promised me?'

French bread

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

Munch Master.

Toast kidnapper.

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

"What would you serve with toast?"

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

Toast Pops Out of Piggy Bank.

A little fizz?